7 Days

1. NETFLIX MOVIE CHUPA FILMING IN THE AREA REPORTEDLY STALLS RESIDENTS

We, for one, salute brave filmmakers keeping New Mexicans safe from the real-life chupacabra in the cast.

2. COUNTY LETTER MISTAKENLY TELLS RATEPAYERS THEIR BILLS ARE OVERDUE

Is the chupacabra to blame? None can say, and only time will tell.

3. NM VAX RIGHTS DROPPING

But you def googled the vaccine, right? Because that’s basically the same as being a doctor.

4. CHILE INDUSTRY FACING LABOR SHORTAGE

OK, EVERYBODY JUST SHUT UP FOR ONE SECOND AND LET US THINK!!!!!

5. BALLOON FIESTA COVID-19 PROTOCOLS COULD CHANGE TO INCLUDE PROOF OF VACCINATION FROM VISITORS

Guess the question is really how badly you need to see balloons, huh?

6. IT SEEMS THE EMMYS HAPPENED?

Congratulations, white people!

7. IS IT FALL YET?

We’re more than ready to break out our cute sweaters and stuff.