1. WE PROBABLY DON’T HAVE ELECTION RESULTS YET…
    The important thing is that we all feel terrible all the time.
  2. …BUT PEOPLE VOTED IN RECORD NUMBERS
    Way to go America…we think.
  3. BERLIN MADAME TUSSAUD’S WAX MUSEUM TOSSES WAX TRUMP FIGURE IN DUMPSTER
    Nice. Wax makes the best fire starter.
  4. FOOD HALL CHOMP SLATED TO OPEN THIS MONTH
    Three years later, this will force us to admit Talin Market is gone for good.
  5. UNM SLAPS STUDENT JOURNALIST WITH DO-NOT-CONTACT ORDER FOLLOWING STRING OF TWITTER JOKES
    That was a real nice First Amendment we had there once.
  6. GOV. LUJAN GRISHAM WANTS $25 MILLION TO BOLSTER TOURISM
    Given how most people we know make a living, our real concern is that it’s not more.
  7. CITY COUNCIL USES CORONAVIRUS RECOVERY MONEY TO HIRE PRIVATE SECURITY FOR PLAZA AND SHELTERS
    Because rent-a-cops clearly topped the list of the biggest needs.