1. GROUND BREAKS ON KIRTLAND AIR FORCE BASE FACILITY THAT COULD BE PART OF FUTURE SPACE FORCE
    A lot of maybes and ifs, but … seems reasonable, all things considered.
  2. CALIFORNIA COURT SAYS INMATES CAN LEGALLY HAVE CANNABIS, THEY JUST CAN’T SMOKE IT
    Trust us—it’s much better when you smoke it.
  3. OTERO COUNTY AT NEW MEXICO-MEXICO BORDER INVITES TRUMP TO VISIT
    Turns out closing checkpoints increases crime; y’know, like people said it would.
  4. ACTRESS JENNIFER GARNER VISITS MIGRANT SHELTER IN DEMING
    Why?
  5. KIDS COUNT DATA BOOK RANKS NEW MEXICO 50th FOR CHILD
    WELL-BEING
    Having that Space Force building ought to lift their spirits, though.
  6. OH, BUT WAIT—US CENSUS DATA SAYS NEW MEXICO SPENDS SIGNIFICANTLY LESS PER STUDENT THAN OTHER STATES
    Surprise! Speaking of things doing other things that everyone said they would …
  7. SINGING SHOW THE VOICE OPENS APPLICATIONS FOR ALBUQUERQUE AUDITIONS
    Breaking news: SFR staffer heard polishing up on an a cappella version of “What’s Going On” by Four Non-Blondes.