1
REPUBLICAN EXODUS FROM TRUMP FOLLOWING TAPE RELEASE
Really? There weren't enough straws on the camel's back already?
2
THEN, MELANIA TRUMP WEARS $1,100 GUCCI "PUSSY-BOW" BLOUSE TO DEBATE
Yes, that's true. No, we don't really have (or need) a joke.
3
SUSANA WON'T ENDORSE TRUMP
But she still won't say who she's voting for.
4
REPORT ON DATA CENTERS SAYS THEY CAN HURT MORE THAN HELP
We're shocked, shocked to see that corporations stand to gain!
5
CLOWN fearS HAVE ARRIVED IN SANTA FE
Because we know you're tired of Trump jokes.
6
RAILYARD BOWLING ALLEY BROS SAY IT'S REALLY GONNA OPEN THIS TIME
Speaking of clowns ...
7
OBAMA WANTS TO SEND HUMANS TO MARS BY 2030
After this election cycle, we want to know where to sign up.
Santa Fe Reporter