1
SANTA FEANS CAMP OUT FOR KRISPY KREME OPENING
What's going to happen if we ever get an IKEA?
2
CITY COUNCILOR WANTS NEW GAS TAX
Because raising money on the backs of city residents is way easier than cutting the fat at City Hall.
3
GUITAR USED IN GRANTS 'ZOMBIE' BEATING DEATH
If we outlaw guitars only outlaws will have guitars.
4
TEENS TELL MAYOR THEY WANT TO BE INDEPENDENT
And they also want citywide Wi-Fi.
5
MOLoTOV COCKTAIL THROWN ON ALARID STREET
Someone's been watching too much TV.
6
REI TO CLOSE ON BLACK FRIDAY
CEO to shoppers: Go outside and quit buying shit you don't need.
7
WEBSITE SAYS 3 MUSKeTEERS IS MOST POPULAR CANDY IN NM
Especially since Brach's refuses to budge on renaming Indian Corn.
Santa Fe Reporter