1
LAND COMMISSIONER MOVES ART FOR PUMP JACK
Fear no oil.
2
SCHOOLS SUPERINTENDENT DECIDES TO STAY
"You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."
3
TV ANCHOR BACK AT WORK AFTER SPAT
We're not sure why another angry white guy gets so many headlines.
4
LOOSE LLAMAS GO VIRAL
Because TV news really does matter.
5
CITY CLEANS MORE GRAFFITI THIS YEAR THAN LAST
Maybe that new pump jack will get another coat of paint next.
6
ARIZONA HEALTH PROVIDERS TELL NM TO PAY UP
Get in line—right behind the minimum-wage workers.
7
EX-GOV. GARY JOHNSON FAKES HEART ATTACK IN POT DEBATE
He's running for president again. Also a funny joke.
Santa Fe Reporter