"What?! A mattress store is having its grand opening? No way, really? Forget my pants, I'm in and I need to get there now!" We're not certain, but the Eyedropper assumes this was the monologue that happened shortly before this person sped on over to Mattress Firm and parked like this.
Or maybe the driver of this mid-sized SUV thought he or she was part of a car-dealership display from 1998.
Thanks to Karla G for this submission.