The Eyedropper loves Halloween more than, well, anything. And this Halloween had plenty of fodder. This year, the Eyedropper went all around town for an arbitrary costume competition and a relatively positive blog post.

Big Head Competition

Above: At El Museo Cultural, this Jack-O-Lantern takes a cigarette break. Below: At Second Street Brewery in the Railyard, this enlarged skull drinks a beer. Tie for debauching while in giant costumes.

We Just Liked These So They're a Category, Dammit

Above: At Eggman and Walrus, Alvin Gill-Tapia's drawing of a skeleton gets inappropriate with a corpse. Below: At The Matador, this man, King Latifah, gets inappropriate with gender binaries. King Latifiah wins because that is the finest costume idea ever.

A Year Too Late to Be Distasteful

Above: MJ before. Below: MJ after. Both at Corazón. MJ after wins because loosing weight is tough.

Thanks for joining the Eyedropper's arbitrary Halloween costume contest.

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