1

CHOPPERS FLEW OVER SANTA FE IN NUCLEAR READINESS EXERCISE

We don't feel any more ready.

2

FORREST FENN TO RELEASE NEW MEMOIR

"How I Tried to Make Myself Feel Significant by Promulgating a Hoax"

3

NFL PLAYERS TAKE A KNEE TO REMIND PEOPLE ON THE COUCH THAT BLACK LIVES MATTER

And somehow this was more offensive than American flag Speedos.

4

Six CANDIDATES SAY THEY’LL RUN FOR SANTA FE MAYOR

Alice the maid still undecided.

5

ANOTHER CAR CRASHES INTO COLLEGE PLAZA SHOPPING CENTER

Public Service Announcement: The brake is on the left. The gas on the right.

6

MEOW WOLF GOES TO VEGAS

What happens in Santa Fe doesn't stay in Santa Fe.

7

IT'S OFFICIALLY FALl

If you say pumpkin spice one more time, we quit.