1. State Public Education Department pushes for new rules for student meals
in which Flamin’ Hot Cheetos are no longer a food group
2. NM health department reports first case of measles in three years
Too bad there’s not a vaccine for that
3. State Republican Party Chairman Steve Pearce calls Trump’s 34 felony convictions “a dangerous precedent to set for democracy”
By which we assume he meant to say “for demagoguery”
4. National cyber director visits NM to give tips to local school officials
Learn more by emailing schoolr4learning&stuff@hotmail.com
5. Santa Fe votes in primary election
And now we can officially start panicking about November
6. Judge rejects Meta’s motion to dismiss NM’s lawsuit against it over child predators
What’s the best “you’re screwed” emoji?
7. NM district court judge grants Mark Zuckerberg’s motion to be released from state lawsuit against Meta over child predators
But rejects his friend request