1. CITY OF SANTA FE LOSES LIABILITY INSURANCE FROM TRAVELERS INSURANCE
The weirder thing is that plenty of folks reading this right now just thought, “Yeah, I’m not really surprised.”
2. STATE AUTOMATING ARREST WARRANT PROCESS
Phillip K. Dick would hate it here.
3. E JEAN CARROLL SAYS SHE’ll USE $83 MILLION TRUMP SETTLEMENT ON “SOMETHING DONALD TRUMP HATES”
You fantasize about the cool things you’d do if you were suddenly rich, but this woman’s living it.
4. WRITER N. SCOTT MOMADAY DIES AT 89
Rest easy, you absolute titan.
5. MORE EV CAR CHARGING STATIONS COMING TO NEW MEXICO
Great news if your vehicle isn’t one of the 2 million recalled.
6. ACTUAL ROLLING STONE HEADLINE READS “RIGHT-WINGERS SAY SUPER BOWL IS RIGGED SO TAYLOR SWIFT CAN ENDORSE BIDEN”
Just when we had given up on power of sportsball.
7. NEW MEXICO TRAILS GIRL SCOUTS RENAME DO-SI-DOs and SAMOAS
They’re hoping absolutely no one can be offended by Peanut Butter Patties and Caramel DeLites.