1. ANIMAL SHELTER AND LAW ENFORCEMENT ARGUE OVER WHETHER TWO SICK DOGS CONSTITUTE “OUTBREAK”
Stay tuned for dog and cat masking protocols.
2. LEGISLATURE STILL PLUGGING ALONG
In case you forgot, which would have been totally normal.
3. REPUBLICAN LAWMAKER JON BLOCK WANTS TOUGHER CRIME BILLS AFTER HIS CAR WAS ROBBED
Whereas we didn’t feel like true New Mexicans ‘til our cars were robbed.
4. PROVIDERS SAY HEALTH DEPARTMENT DRAGGING ITS FEET ON DISBURSEMENT OF FUNDS
When “mañana” seems like kind of a hassle.
5. MVD WANTS TO START DIGITAL IDS
Great Scott! The future is now.
6. SANTA FE ONCE AGAIN TAKES MOVIEMAKER MAGAZINE’S TOP SPOT FOR SMALL CITIES IN WHICH TO LIVE AND WORK IN MOVIES
Y’know, when there’s not a strike going down.
7. DESANTIS DROPS OUT OF GOP PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARY
File this under foregone conclusion.