1. SFPD REPORTS RISE IN BURGLARIES
And that’s not even counting holiday porch pirates.
2. CITY AND REALTORS STILL HEADING TO COURT OVER “MANSION TAX”
Buyers: Get those hot deals on $1 million homes before it kicks in.
3. CITY ETHICS COMMITTEE WANTS TO INVESTIGATE IDENTITY OF ANONYMOUS CRITIC
Will the real Jay Baker please stand up?
4. POP-UP SHELTERS ON TRACK FOR SPRING
Turns out by “pop up,” the city meant “drag this out for nearly a year with complicated contracts.”
5. TESLA RECALLS MORE THAN 2 MILLION VEHICLES—NEARLY ALL SOLD IN THE US
Is there a word for schaudenfreude that feels so good it’s borderline sensual?
6. RUDY GIULIANI ORDERED TO PAY $148 MILLION TO TWO GEORGIA ELECTION WORKERS HE DEFAMED
Same question as the Tesla one...
7. DEPARTMENT OF TRANSPORTATION RUNNING SNOWPLOW NAMING CONTEST THROUGH DEC. 22
We really needed this to look forward to in 2024.