1. COLDER, WETTER WEATHER MOVES IN.
Happy fall, y’all.
2. STATE WILL REPORTEDLY NOT REACH GOVERNOR’S CLIMATE GOALS
“There were climate goals?” asks everyone.
3. CITY HIRES NEW ARTS & CULTURE DEPARTMENT DIRECTOR
“There’s a city Arts & Culture Department?” they also ask.
4. DREW BARRYMORE TO RESUME FILMING TALK SHOW DESPITE WGA/SAG STRIKE
Nobody likes a scab, Drew.
5. NEITHER GUN RIGHTS GROUPS NOR THE ACLU LIKE MLG’S FIREARMS BAN
It’s lawsuits akimbo.
6. 18-MONTH CONSTRUCTION PROJECT BEGINS ON GUADALUPE STREET
Or, as we see it, 18 months of social media whining starts now!
7. NEW COVID-19 VACCINE ON THE WAY
Which means your shittiest uncle is about to lose his ever-loving mind.