1. COUY GRIFFIN FACES CRIMINAL CHARGES AFTER ALLEGEDLY HARASSING A MAN HE FLEW OUT FROM MARYLAND FOR HOUSE REPAIRS
Grifters gonna grift.
2. FORMER STATE ARCHAEOLOGIST FILES SUIT AGAINST MLG ADMINISTRATION, CLAIMS PART OF REASONING BEHIND FIRING IS HE’S “OLDER WHITE GUY”
It can’t possibly be because he didn’t get along with his new not-a-white-guy boss?
3. DE SANTIS EXPECTED TO ANNOUNCE PRESIDENTIAL BID DURING LIVE TWITTER EVENT WEDNESDAY
Well, there you have it—the worst sentence of all time.
4. EVERYONE YOU’VE EVER MET HAS BEEN GOING TO HAMILTON PERFORMANCES IN ALBUQUERQUE
Is that the one with the kicky little songs about slave owners?
5. RANCHO VIEJO DRIVERS TO DETOUR FOR TWO MONTHS
“Take that!” says everyone who lives past Alameda and Siler.
6. STRIKING WGA MEMBERS IN NEW MEXICO PICKET OUTSIDE HBO SET FOR DUSTER
Now the AI robots have to write scripts instead of digging ditches or whatever.
7. SANTA FEAN MIGHT HAVE JACKSON POLLOCK PAINTINGS, INVESTIGATION UNDERWAY
Insert your abstraction jokes here, plebs.