If there's one thing we know Fifth Element director Luc Besson can
pull off, it's wildly fun over-the-top sci-fi, and he does not disappoint with Valerian—to a point. Whereas the
world-building and CGI hits that utterly gorgeous sweet spot, Besson, who also
helmed 1994 fan-fave Léon: The Professional,
becomes mired in mediocre writing, a few goofy missteps and an almost-tired
story about how big ol' government entities are always stepping on the little
guy.
Valerian is
adapted from the French serial comic Valérian
and Laureline (which debuted in 1967) wherein we follow a brash young
soldier named Valerian (here played by A
Cure for Wellness' Dane DeHaan) and his underling partner Laureline (Cara
Delevingne of Suicide Squad)—with whom
our hero happens to have fallen in love. As the partners are swept up into the
world of military buffoonery and action-packed space missions in and around the
space station Alpha (a sprawling interstellar city that hosts living creatures
from a thousand planets), they begin to question their superiors and step way outside protocol to right the wrongs
of their people's past. Y'know, because they're good guys like that.
Alpha itself is gorgeous, a
bizarre mix of Bladerunner and anime
that almost hits video game territory in terms of scale and style, but still
feels like a living, breathing metropolis. Diplomatic relations are tense, but
Valerian and Laureline are, of course, not sticklers for the rules. They know
right from wrong, which would grow tedious were it not for some stunning
sequences that not only fall into ain't-it-cool territory, but show off
Besson's imaginative ideas of future tech, aliens, etc. Sadly, however, the
running time starts to push things, and a baffling mid-film music video
featuring Rihanna (yes, that Rihanna)
fails to recall the likes of that brilliant Fifth
Element opera scene and instead feels like some confused film exec insisted
on inserting more sex into the thing. An inter-dimensional market chase,
however, is clever and original in a Futurama-like
vein right down to an appearance from John Goodman's voice.
Regardless, for those seeking a fun time at the movies, this oughta do just fine if you don't go looking for anything deep or groundbreaking. Lasers are fired, the aliens look cool and the opening sequence to the tune of David Bowie is perfect. Perhaps Valerian doesn't become a giant leap for mankind, but it does hit the dizzying highs of space intrigue, and that's just how we like it.
- Love, schmove
Valerian and the City of a Thousand
Planets
Directed by Besson
With DeHaan, Delavigne and Rihanna
Violet Crown, Regal, PG-13, 137 min.
Santa Fe Reporter