Tech: “Did you drink a lot of water today?”

Man: “No, I don’t like water. I think it’s because I’m a Sagittarius.”

—Overheard at CVS vaccine event

“I lost the head count 30 minutes ago.”

—Overheard at the front door of Whole Foods

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