Woman 1: “I recognize you! Did your kids go to Gentle Nudge?”

Woman 2: “Yes! In the early ’90s! Where are your kids now?”

Woman 1: “Well, my daughter is attending university in New York City, and my son is serving 12 years in Pittsburgh.”

Woman 2: “Aww, sweet! Well, see you later then!”

—Overheard in Totemoff’s bathroom at the ski area