Checker: Are those prescriptions?
Customer: Yes, do you need to see them?
Checker: No, they have started using the same bags for donuts.
—Overheard at Smith's on St. Michael's Drive

Guy: I don't understand people who order a hamburger with no bun.
Girl: They do that at the restaurant all the time and it's usually the scrawny old ladies that order them.
—Overheard at Five Guys