1. NON-MARTY MOOSE SPOTTED NEAR TAOS
But we all know who has our hearts.
2. NEW RATES PROPOSED FOR MARTY SANCHEZ GOLF COURSE
Will golfers ever catch a break?
3. TRUMP SAYS HE WANTS GOVERNMENT OR INSURANCE TO PAY FOR IVF
Counterpoint: Shut up forever.
4. FIESTAS DE SANTA FE RUNS THROUGH SEPT. 8
Or as some of us call it, enormous turkey leg days.
5. BURNING OF ZOZOBRA DRAWS RECORD CROWDS…
Some gloom may still remain.
6. ...AND THE DRONE SHOW WAS APPARENTLY PRETTY COOL
We love when things are shaped like other things.
7. NEW BLAKE’S LOTABURGER—WITH A DRIVE-THRU—TO BE ERECTED FOLLOWING DEMOLITION OF ST. MIKE’S LOCATION
So dry your eyes, furious New Mexicans—you’re gonna be allllright.