1. MAYOR ALAN WEBBER HEADS TO DC FOR BLOOMBERG MAYORS’ MEETING
Will he lead a panel on what to do if you get booed at a mariachi concert?
2. FEDERAL JUDGE HALTS TEXAS BAN ON DRAG SHOWS
First Amendment, FTW!
3. SANTA FE-BASED AUTHOR GEORGE RR MARTIN JOINS OTHER WRITERS FOR AI LAWSUIT
We don’t really have a joke for this, we hope they win. #DeathToRobots
4. SANTA FE MAN ARRESTED FOR VAPING IN PLANE BATHROOM AT 4:20
The flight might have been late, but he thought he was right on time.
5. RELOCATED MOOSE POSSIBLY SPOTTED IN ABIQUIU
The heart wants what it wants.
6. WRITERS GUILD REACHED TENTATIVE AGREEMENT WITH AMPTP
Fingers crossed the actors get a deal soon, too. Winter is coming and we want our TV back.
7. GOV. LUJAN GRISHAM COMES TO FORMAL AGREEMENT WITH TAIWAINESE AUTO PARTS SUPPLIER HOTA INDUSTRIAL MANUFACTURING FOR POTENTIAL NEW MEXICO PLANT
SFR staffers come to formal agreement about sometimes having muffins in the office.