7 Days

1. THE LEGISLATIVE SESSION IS COMING

Hide your wife, hide your kids.

2. DUTCH BROS. COFFEE PERMIT ISSUED FOR FORMER CHEEKS SPOT

The pole will now be used for leaning as you wait for your chain-store latte.

3. LONGTIME SANTA FE NEW MEXICAN COLUMNIST MILAN SIMONICH SUDDENLY HAS COOL HAT IN NEW WEBSITE PHOTO

Well, ring-a-ding-ding, daddio.

4. LOBO MEN’S BASKETBALL TEAM STARTS 14-0, GETS RANKED IN TOP 25 FOR FIRST TIME IN AGES

Then promptly loses its next two contests, welcoming fans back to Earth.

5. ALAMOGORDO REPUBLICAN SEN. RON GRIGGS INTRODUCES BILL TO BAN SPRINGTIME CONTROLLED BURNS

Motioning vaguely toward Hermits Peak/Calf Canyon likely enough evidence.

6. EMMA STONE WAS APPARENTLY FILMING SOMETHING FOR SHOWTIME IN SANTA FE

Call us when they make another Billy Jack.

7. NEW FLIGHTS BETWEEN ALBUQUERQUE AND LAS CRUCES BEGIN

Because that might be the most boring three-hour drive in the world.