7 Days

1. EARLY VOTING HAS BEGUN!

We promise to vote—as long as there will be no more gubernatorial “debates.”

2. APPARENTLY WE’RE LOOKING AT A STRONG CHANCE FOR A LA NIÑA YEAR

Normally we wouldn’t complain about a warmer winter, but we’ve grown fond of living on Earth and have concerns.

3. RONCHETTI PLAN WOULD PREVENT EARLY PRISON RELEASE

Enjoy the lawsuits, pal—if by some ill twist of fate you’re actually elected.

4. PRESBYTERIAN ER PHASES TO FOR-PROFIT MODEL

You know—to really stick it to people.

5. RAILYARD APARTMENT BUILDING WILL REPORTEDLY GO WITHOUT POWER UNTIL EARLY NEXT YEAR

Thus upgrading Santa Fe housing from incredibly tough to full-on nightmare.

6. SANTA FE INTERNATIONAL FILM FEST KICKS OFF THIS WEEK

Tough blow on the no Marvel movies thing, though, huh?

7. TRUMP HOTELS OVERCHARGED SECRET SERVICE MEMBERS

That’s who you want to overcharge—the people whose job is to keep you alive.