7 Days

1. LOOKS LIKE IT’S BACK TO SCHOOL THIS WEEK FOR SANTA FE KIDS...

Good?

2. ...AND THERE’S A MASK MANDATE FOR ALL

There. Pandemic fixed.

3. UNM TO REQUIRE VACCINATIONS, TOO

Just remember you’re not nearly interesting enough for anyone to implant a tracker on your person.

4. SOME TYPES OF NUCLEAR WASTE FROM LANL REPORTEDLY TOO DANGEROUS TO MOVE

It’s like y’all are trying to prove hippies right up there!

5. WE SMELLED CHILE ROASTING LAST WEEK IN SANTA FE

Shortest summer ever.

6. WE ALSO REALIZED ZOZOBRA IS IN A MONTH

Clearly we’re trapped in some kind of time vortex wherein nothing makes sense anymore and we’re either too hot or too cold.

7. BEST OF SANTA FE BANNERS APPEARING ALL OVER TOWN

Sorry we couldn’t throw a party this year. Only 51 weeks until next year’s.