1. ELON MUSK COMES TO NEW MEXICO FOR RICHARD BRANSON’S SPACE FLIGHT
Billionaires should not exist, but at least Musk didn’t stage a coup here like he did in Bolivia.
2. SANTA FE OPERA IS BACK
Polish the candelabras for tailgating!
3. NO MORE COMMUNAL BATHING AT TEN THOUSAND WAVES
And just when we’d gotten used to seeing strangers’ penises, too.
4. ACTUAL CITY NEWS RELEASE HEADLINE: “GROUNDBREAKING FOR DOWNTOWN RESTROOM”
And all the people shouted for joy.
5. HAZY SKIES TAKE OVER SANTA FE
We kept thinking it was rainclouds, but it’s actually just a bunch of crap.
6. MUSIC RETURNS TO SANTA FE BANDSTAND
In a normal year, you could only see most of these bands playing everywhere in town all the time.
7. STATE MIGHT RAISE CANNABIS PLANT CAP
The idea that they are going to make the plants wear caps is just insane.