1. HAPPY PRIDE, Y’ALL
Except for in-uniform cops.
2. MASSIVE COMET TO ENTER INTO OUR SOLAR SYSTEM
2014 UN271, as it’s known, could wreck you but won’t. Mostly it’s just lonely.
3. WALLETHUB-DOT-COM STUDY SAYS NEW MEXICO IS THE WORST STATE IN WHICH TO LIVE
Obviously they didn’t take where to get good chile or see sick-ass lowriders into account, but sure, yeah, we’ll just be here with our arts and sunsets and people while Texas does...whatever it is they do over there. Have shitty utilities, maybe?
4. KIWANIS CLUB TO ONCE AGAIN HOST FOURTH OF JULY FIREWORKS AT THE MALL
Just watch those instead of burning down your neighbor’s house, dorks.
5. PLAZA JUNETEENTH DJ, DANCE EVENT WAS TRULY OUTRAGEOUS
Turns out not partying for a year had an adverse affect on us, Santa Fe. Weird!
6. BIDEN GETS SNIPPY WITH REPORTER OVER PUTIN QUESTION, LATER APOLOGIZES
Cool, but if she’s anything like us she kinda loved that moment.
7. CURRENTS NEW MEDIA TAKES OVER CCA
And it’s as good as it’s ever been (plus there’s AC in there).