1. SOME NEW MEXICANS ELIGIBLE FOR $100 FOR GETTING VACCINE BOOSTER BY JUNE 17
What a delightful world we’ve fostered!
2. AND IN CASE YOU HADN’T HEARD, YOU CAN ENTER THE VACCINE LOTTERY FOR A SHOT AT $5 MILLION
“And the people of New Mexico were thusly bribed to do the right thing,” reads future history text book.
3. IT’S SO HOT!
No, but seriously—it’s really hot.
4. NEW MEXICO GIRL SCOUTS REPORTEDLY HAVE THOUSANDS OF UNSOLD COOKIES
Just hold onto them until cannabis is legal, kids, then strike.
5. E3 GAMING EXPO REVEALS NEWEST TITLES
Start saving up your sick days for 2022 now.
6. VIDEO FEATURING MAYOR, FUEGO BASEBALL TEAM GENERAL MANAGER PULLED
A League of Their Own is a more enjoyable baseball film anyway.
7. GOV. URGES ALL CITIES, COUNTIES TO BAN RETAIL FIREWORKS—SANTA FE HAS ALREADY DONE SO
Our cats and dogs have their paws crossed that people follow the rules this year.