1. SNOW IS DESTROYING THE COUNTRY
    “But it’s so pretty and I’m snuggled up in a quilt with some tea,” you’re probably thinking. Just stop it.
  2. DE VARGAS STATUE, REMOVED FOR SAFETY CONCERNS LAST SUMMER, TURNS UP IN BACKYARD OF PRIVATE RESIDENCE
    This is easily one of the most Santa Fe sentences we’ve ever written.
  3. SANTA FE OPERA CREATES NEW POSITIONS, STILL PLANNING ON
    IN-PERSON SEASON
    So dust off your silver candelabras, folks—it’s tailgating time soon!
  4. TRUMP ACQUITTED BY SENATE
    And may the last time we mention him in 7 Days be this: Ohhhh, fuck that.
  5. FORT MARCY RECREATION COMPLEX REOPENS
    Do they still have Bust-a-Move, though?
  6. LOS ALAMOS NATIONAL LAB OPENS OFFICE IN SANTA FE
    Only this time they claim to be keeping fewer secrets.
  7. SUNDAY, FEB. 21 IS WORLD KOMBUCHA DAY
    “It’s a healthy drunk,” you can tell people.