1. NEW MEXICO ARTIST COLLECTIVE CLAIMS CREDIT FOR WORLDWIDE MONOLITH STUNT
    Visit their website for extras and ringtones.
  2. LUJAN GRISHAM NOT GETTING THAT FEDERAL HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES JOB AFTER ALL
    Chin up, Howie Morales.
  3. NEW MEXICO HOSPITALS COULD START RATIONING HEALTHCARE
    But, please, by all means—tell us more about how masks are just so hard to wear.
  4. FOREST FENN TREASURE FINDER REVEALS HIS IDENTITY
    Is it time for tribal leaders to pick over what’s left of Fenn’s collection?
  5. SANTA FE SKI BASIN HAS OPENED AND BUSES TO THE TOP ARE FREE
    Enjoy that bus, because nothing else on this day will be free.
  6. WAL-MART TO GIVE OUT $150 and $300 BONUSES TO PART-TIME AND FULL-TIME WORKERS RESPECTIVELY
    That oughta soften the blow of needing to be on welfare!
  7. TEXAS MAN SAYS HE’S BUMMED OUT MORE SANTA FEANS DIDN’T SAY HI TO HIM WHILE HE WAS HERE ON VACATION IN LETTER TO THE SANTA FE NEW MEXICAN
    Spread the word, Texas—we’re super unfriendly here, so you should maybe just stay in Lukenbach or wherever until this whole pandemic subsides. Maybe longer to be safe.