1. TRUMP MOCKED MERCILESSLY AFTER MAKING ANNOUNCEMENT FROM ITTY-BITTY DESK
    It’s kind of the only good thing he’s done during his term.
  2. CITY REPLACES HOLIDAY PLAZA LIGHTING EVENT WITH CRUISE. 
    We’re all relieved that cruising is officially sanctioned now.
  3. STATE IMPLEMENTS RED-TO-GREEN PANDEMIC SYSTEM FOR CLOSURES, HEALTH ORDERS, ETC.
    Demonstrating again that we can’t do anything in this state without making a cutesy chile reference about it.
  4. SMALL BUSINESSES NERVOUS ABOUT HOLIDAY SHOPPING INCOME
    Please remember that before you choose gifts from the crap no one wants on Amazon.
  5. INDIAN MARKET, FOLK ART MARKET, OTHERS PHASE TO VIRTUAL STOREFRONTS
    And remember this, too!
  6. AOC PLAYS AMONG US FOR HOURS VIA TWITCH.COM
    Seems the opposite of sus.
  7. ONE MORE MONTH TO GO IN 2020
    We know next year likely won’t be arbitrarily easier somehow, but we’re glad this one’s almost over.