1. HOPEFULLY YOU’RE NOT VISITING ANYONE FOR THANKSGIVING
    Be thankful that you have pajamas and a roof over your head, no?
  2. ALBUQUERQUE NETFLIX STUDIO TO EXPAND
    Time you spend scrolling through Netflix saying “What the hell even is all this?” to expand, too.
  3. SANTA FE KRISPY KREME KLOSES
    If only we had local choices better than gas station donuts…
  4. LONG LINES AT LOCAL GROCERY STORES
    Calm down, people. We’re pretty sure you still have a lot of dried beans leftover from last time.
  5. BIDEN STARTS REVEALING STAFF AND CABINET PICKS
    Maybe they could reveal ways they’re gonna keep people from losing their homes and jobs and such.
  6. NM SPECIAL LEGISLATIVE SESSION TO BE MORE OF A VIRTUAL THING
    And all lawmakers must have at least one parent present to make sure they’re doing the work.
  7. WE MOVED
    After roughly one billion years, SFR no longer calls Marcy Street home.