1. PFIZER INCLUDES NEW MEXICO IN COVID-19 VACCINE PILOT PROGRAM ALONGSIDE THREE OTHER STATES
    Because we have a great track record of clandestine science experiments, of course!
  2. AREA SKIING WON’T KICK OFF AT THANKSGIVING
    Instead of shredding the gnar, how about shredding the COVID-19 numbers by staying home?
  3. TRUMP TWEETS “I WON THE ELECTION!” SEEMS TO BE COMING EVEN MORE UNHINGED
    We’d say we’ll look back and laugh, but we’re a little too busy crying.
  4. MAYOR ALAN WEBBER SAYS COVID-19 IS “OUT OF CONTROL” IN SANTA FE
    And as the recent obelisk situation goes to show, he’s an expert on keeping things in control (or not).
  5. BIG BOX STORES REMAIN OPEN WHILE SMALL BIZ FEELS THE CRUNCH OF STATEWIDE LOCKDOWNS
    We double dog dare you to only shop local for the rest of the year.
  6. SPACEPORT FLIGHT POSTPONED DUE TO PUBLIC HEALTH ORDERS
    Doing our part to keep COVID-19 on the planet Earth.
  7. STATE SAYS SCHOOLING MIGHT GO BACK TO REMOTE ONLY
    It’s highly likely lots of them will need a rewind of this year’s lessons.