1. TRUMP SAYS BIDEN WILL LISTEN TO SCIENTISTS ABOUT COVID-19 IF HE’S ELECTED
    What a monster, right?
  2. NETFLIX MOVIE THE HARDER THEY FALL SUSPENDS NM PRODUCTION FOLLOWING COVID CASE
    But is Idris Elba OK!?
  3. CITY OWES IRS ALMOST $400,000
    Also, the leaves all over our street problem persists.
  4. TUESDAY WAS NATIONAL SASQUATCH AWARENESS DAY
    Hopefully you got your National Sasquatch Awareness Day cards out on time this year.
  5. BIDEN CAMPAIGN HAS AN ANIMAL CROSSING ISLAND
    And if you don’t know what that is or how to spend two seconds finding out, it’s probably not for you.
  6. PUBLIC HALLOWEEN FESTIVITIES DISCOURAGED
    Good thing your kids already hated you for the remote learning thing.
  7. “COVID-SAFE” UNM FOOTBALL GAME STILL PLANNED FOR OCT. 24
    Also terrifying.