1. DIVIDED CITY COUNCIL APPROVES MAYOR’S REORG…
    Good luck figuring out which department with the word “community” in its title can answer your question.
  2. …MEANWHILE, THE OBELISK STILL STANDS
    But, hey,  Santa Fe is used to the whole broken promises thing at this point.
  3. SCIENTIFIC AMERICAN BACKS BIDEN IN FIRST-EVER PRESIDENTIAL ENDORSEMENT
    Meanwhile, Trump makes new investment in rake manufacturer.
  4. FIESTA MELODRAMA LAUNCHES EPISODIC VIDEO VERSION
    Watch it! So far, their jokes are way more funny than ours.
  5. POLLING INDICATES MOST NEW MEXICANS APPROVE OF THE STATE’S VIRUS RESPONSE
    In unreported news: 89% of respondents report they also prefer sweats to real pants.
  6. REVIEW BOARD THWARTS GEORGE RR MARTIN’S PLANS FOR CASTLE-SHAPED LIBRARY
    But the book, George?! Please tell them when the next book will come out.
  7. SANTA FE COUNTY LAUNCHES MASK CAMPAIGN FEATURING LUCHADORE
    We’re pretty sure the message is “Wear a mask or we will bodyslam you.”