1. NATIONAL POLITICAL CONVENTIONS GO VIRTUAL
    Like three-day-long work Zoom meetings combined with an online birthday party, a telemedicine appointment, livestreamed concert and television evangelism.
  2. GOVERNOR TROLLS CALIFORNIA WRITER WHO MISSPELLED CHILE
    Because some things are just sacred.
  3. COVID-19 MIGHT DELAY SOME OF THE HARVEST DUE TO WORKER SHORTAGE
    Nobody panic, there’s still chile to be had. (And be sure to wait 6 feet from the roaster.)
  4. SMOKE CHOKES CITY
    While lots of it is coming from the Santa Fe National Forest, this is also another chance to blame Colorado and California for something.
  5. BUT SERIOUSLY: THANKS, FIREFIGHTERS!
    Your mustaches and your hard work are unparalleled.
  6. EVERYTHING’S ALL DRIVE-IN THIS AND DRIVE-IN THAT
    We’ll pass you a note in gym about going, but just know we’re not about to miss the Sadie Hawkins dance.
  7. A BUNCH OF PEOPLE WIN NEW MEXICO MUSIC AWARDS
    Next stop Grammys!