1. MAN SURVIVES 14-DAY ORDEAL IN SANTA FE NATIONAL FOREST
    The worst kind of quarantine.
  2. DEJOY SAYS HE’LL BACK OFF ON MAIL CHANGES UNTIL AFTER THE ELECTION…
    And all we had to do was scream at the top of our lungs for weeks.
  3. …YET THE FACT REMAINS THAT THE PRESIDENT IS TRYING TO KILL THE US POSTAL SERVICE…
    Y’know like an asshole.
  4. …BUT PELOSI CALLED A SPECIAL SESSION TO VOTE ON POSTAL BILL
    You’re not getting a second stimulus anytime soon, though.
  5. STATEWIDE COVID CASES DIP
    But no—that doesn’t mean you can galavant around like some kind of mask-free jerk.
  6. SPEAKING OF MASK-FREE JERKS, SOME ARMED JACKASS IN ABQ SHOWED UP AT THE HOUSE OF A WITNESS IN THE OÑATE PROTEST SHOOTING FROM A COUPLE MONTHS BACK
    Nothing says “good people on both sides” like armed intimidation.
  7. ESPORTS GROWING IN NM HIGH SCHOOLS
    Yeah, but no Fortnite?!