1. BICENTENNIAL POOL OPENS BY APPOINTMENT ONLY
    Spontaneous swimming prohibited.
  2. SUPREME COURT UPHOLDS PUBLIC HEALTH ORDERS
    If you need corporate pizza really badly in Southern New Mexico, you’re just going to have to get take-out. #sorrynotsorry
  3. NEW MEXICO-MADE TV SHOWS GET EMMY NODS
    Better call Michelle. Is it time to let the film industry get back to work?
  4. FIESTA MELODRAMA GOES VIRTUAL
    Boo! Hiss! (And by that we mean: Yay! The show must go on!)
  5. SANTA FE TRAILS BUSES REPORTEDLY CHARGING FARE AGAIN
    “We’re all in this together,” was apparently only valid for four months.
  6. MILLIONS TO BE EVICTED NATIONWIDE
    USA! USA! USA! USA!
  7. EAST COAST BRACES FOR HURRICANE ISAIAS
    “This blows,” says everyone over there.