1. FORREST FENN SAYS SOMEONE FOUND THE TREASURE, BUT WON’T SAY WHO OR WHERE
    Putting to rest absolutely nothing for no one.
  2. FACEBOOK SAYS IT’LL SPONSOR TRUMP’S REPUBLICAN CONVENTION
    We’re not surprised, but it’s still bullshit.
  3. FURLOUGHS FOR CITY WORKERS COULD LAST INTO SEPTEMBER
    Yikes.
  4. NEW LOCAL MARKETING SLOGAN IS “WE ARE SANTA FE”
    Ranked by the selection team just slightly above “They are Santa Fe.”
  5. OVER 1,000 NEW MEXICO MAIL-IN BALLOTS CAME LATE, WEREN’T COUNTED
    Yay, democracy?
  6. TEENS TRASH SENIOR CENTER, TELL COPS THEY WERE “JUST BEING DUMB”
    Police released the boys to their mothers after the arrests.
  7. THE ROUNDHOUSE WON’T BE OPEN TO THE PUBLIC DURING THE SPECIAL SESSION. 
    Did we already say yay, democracy?