1. SANTA FE’S BIG SUMMER EVENTS KEEP GETTING CANCELED
    Some of us should look up the word “oppression” real quick before using it to describe our quarantine, though.
  2. WE DIDN’T REALLY SEE OUR MOMS ON MOTHER’S DAY
    But they did make sure to point out how depressing our lives are through stilted text messages.
  3. RIP JERRY STILLER
    SERENITY NOW!!!!
  4. CITIES ACROSS THE COUNTRY SHUT DOWN STREETS TO CREATE OUTDOOR RESTAURANT DINING AREAS
    Meanwhile, outside in Santa Fe right now equals a big ol’ mouthful of Siberian elm detritus.
  5. KAUNE’S MARKET ACCUSED OF PRICE GOUGING
    This just now happened?!?
  6. BORED WITH QUARANTINE, PEOPLE REPORTEDLY TURN TO BIRD WATCHING
    This year has already been big enough, OK?
  7. WEBBER SAYS SHORT-TERM RENTALS COULD BECOME AFFORDABLE HOUSING
    This just now happened?