1. MAYOR WEBBER READS WINNIE THE POOH ON FACEBOOK LIVE
    There’s a honeypot joke in there someplace—you work it out.
  2. STATE SHUTS DOWN LIQUOR STORES AND PAYDAY LOANS
    Turns out everyone making bread should have gotten started on beer instead.
  3. …AND GROCERY STORES FACE NEW LIMITS
    This should help. It’s hard to stay socially distant when you’re elbowing your way to those dried beans you’ll never cook.
  4. CDC SAYS TO WEAR MASKS IN PUBLIC
    C’mon, entire generation of vigilantes who dole out masked justice from six feet away!
  5. INDIAN MARKET, SPANISH MARKET AND INTERNATIONAL FOLK ART MARKET CALLED OFF
    Probably the biggest news yet for Santa Fe from the pandemic, and few are joking about the devastating ripples to ensue.
  6. WE KNOW THEY’RE WORKING HARD, BUT NAVIGATING UNEMPLOYMENT SITE IS STILL A BAFFLING NIGHTMARE
    Can we still blame Bill Richardson for changing the department name from “Labor” to “Workforce Solutions”?
  7. VIRTUAL CONCERTS AND ART EXPERIENCES BECOMING THE NORM
    Just think of what Prince might’ve done, rest in peace.