1. COVID-19 SOCIAL DISTANCING CONTINUES AS GOV. LUJAN GRISHAM ANNOUNCES STAY AT HOME ORDER
    Except in the parking lot at the top of Hyde Park Road, where 300 of you sillies were hanging out last weekend. Wack.
  2. LOCAL JOURNALISM HIT HARD EVERYWHERE
    You can pry this newspaper from our cold, dead hands.
  3. STUFF IS BLOOMING
    Not every sneeze could be your last.
  4. NEW MEXICO’S ENDANGERED WOLF POPULATION GREW LAST YEAR
    Here’s a wolf pup. You’re welcome.
  5. LOCAL RESTAURANTS CONTINUE KICKING ASS
    We see you, we love you, and we need dumplings right now.
  6. TOKYO OLYMPICS LIKELY TO BE POSTPONED AMID COVID-19 DEVELOPMENTS
    Tough blow for sports enthusiasts, godsend for the less fortunate often screwed over by something as absurd as the world’s fastest runners.
  7. OKLAHOMA’s NATIONAL COWBOY MUSEUM GIVES TWITTER TO ITS HEAD SECURITY GUARD
    And @ncwhm is now the most glorious account to follow ever.