1. COOL WEEK, HUH?
    Hopefully you’re all taking COVID-19 seriously.
  2. CHIMAYÓ PILGRIMAGE CANCELED
    Which is how you know this is serious business.
  3. IDRIS ELBA ANNOUNCES HE’S POSITIVE FOR COVID-19 AFTER FILMING, SPENDING TIME IN SANTA FE
    Fun!
  4. UNIVERSAL RELEASING CURRENT THEATRICAL FILMS AT $20 A POP DURING CRISIS
    So capitalism is still going strong, at least.
  5. SAN FRANCISCO UNDER 24-HOUR LOCKDOWN; RESIDENTS URGED TO ONLY VISIT DOCTORS AND GROCERY STORES
    Just one more step before martial law.
  6. RETAIL AND HEALTHCARE WORKERS ARE PRACTICALLY HEROES AT THIS POINT
    Shouting at a grocery store cashier really says a lot more about you than them.
  7. NUMEROUS SANTA FE RESTAURANTS ADOPT PICKUP-ONLY POLICIES
    Don’t shout at them, either.