1. NEW MEXICO MIGHT UP SMOKING AGE TO 21
    But don’t worry, kids—you can totally still go to war. In the Space Force.
  2. MAYOR ALAN WEBBER ENDORSES BLOOMBERG
    Gross.
  3. FOOD HALL, ROPES COURSE, ARCADE COMING TO SANTA FE PLACE MALL
    Call us when Dance, Dance, Dance, It’s a Teen Thing returns.
  4. BOY SCOUTS OF AMERICA FILES FOR BANKRUPTCY
    Did it really take this long?
  5. ANTIQUES ROADSHOW COMING TO SANTA FE
    And that chair you got years ago in wherever-the-hell is still worthless.
  6. MINIMUM WAGE SKYROCKETS TO $12.10 NEXT MONTH
    To celebrate, everyone is keeping their second and third jobs.
  7. MEOW WOLF LAWSUIT SETTLED
    Steady stream of DJs reportedly unaffected.