1. LEGISLATIVE SESSION GEARING UP TO LEGISLATE AND STUFF
    Everyone loves a good surplus.
  2. GOV. LUJAN GRISHAM TOTALLY FOR RECREATIONAL CANNABIS
    And we’re totally for making a movie, but, like, about us making a movie, y’know? Anyway, you ever contemplated the cosmos?
  3. ALBUQUERQUE FIREFIGHTER HEADED TO AUSTRALIA
    But yeah, climate change is fake.
  4. TEWA WOMEN UNITED NOT INVITED TO WOMEN’S MARCH
    Remember, kids, if your feminism isn’t intersectional, it’s really not good enough.
  5. FRIGGIN’ MICHELANGELO DRAWING COMES TO SANTA FE
    In your face, other Renaissance dweebs!
  6. NEW NONSTOP SATURDAY-ONLY FLIGHT FROM SANTA FE TO LOS ANGELES
    The catch is you have to stay a week, or just never come back.
  7. PRINCE HARRY, MEGHAN MARKLE STEP AWAY FROM ROYAL FAMILY
    Think he’ll start going by “The Person Formerly Known as Prince?”