1. TV WEATHERMAN MARK RONCHETI JOINS GOP SENATE RACE
    When it’s already your job to be wrong, why not go to Washington?
  2. SEN. RICHARD MARTINEZ SENTENCED TO JAIL TIME FOR DWI
    The guy running against him also has a DWI on his record. No joke.
  3. NAVAJO ARTIST PAINTS PRO-PALESTINIAN ON LOCAL WALL
    And the homeowner is down with it, so you might say this is a pretty cool week so far.
  4. TWITTER DOESN’T SEEM BOTHERED THAT TRUMP IS USING IT TO THREATEN IRANIAN CULTURAL SITES
    For this is the new Thunderdome, and we’re all going straight to hell.
  5. SANTA FE IHOP ROBBED AT GUNPOINT
    Bro, seems like a lot of trouble for only OK pancakes.
  6. MORE CHARGES FOR HARVEY WEINSTEIN, THESE ONES IN CALIFORNIA
    We were joking about hell before, but this guy’s definitely headed there.
  7. MOVING COMPANY SAYS NEW MEXICO 10th HIGHEST STATE FOR INBOUND MOVES
    Come for the no jobs, stay because you can’t afford to leave!