1. CLASSIC BLUE IS PANTONE COLOR OF THE YEAR
    Turns out when Prince didn’t just die, Pantone is pretty tame.
  2. MOST POPULAR NEW MEXICO BABY NAMES OF 2019 WERE SOPHIA AND LIAM
    Third and fourth places were probably something like “Chile” and “Allsup.”
  3. NEW MEXICO PECAN WEEVIL QUARANTINE IS IN EFFECT
    Pies are often better when they are weevil-free.
  4. STATE REP. RICHARD MARTINEZ FOUND GUILTY OF DWI
    Sentencing hearing to determine if he gets jail time under the Also Wet His Pants Act.
  5. 2014 VIDEO OF PETE BUTTIGIEG SAYING SLAVE OWNERS DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS A BAD THING RESURFACES
    Oh, Pete. Oh, Petey, Petey, Pete. Hey, Pete? Naw, man. No. Nope. C’mon now, Pete.
  6. ABQ’S PLASTIC BAG BAN GOES INTO EFFECT JAN. 1
    Now you’ve got to cross into Colorado for weed and trash-can liners.
  7. HELLLLLLLO, NEW DECADE!
    We hope these Twenties roar even louder than the last ones.