1. NEW CITY COUNCILOR JAMIE CASSUTT-SANCHEZ UNDER FIRE FOR SPENDING PUBLIC CAMPAIGN FUNDS ON JAVA JOE’S COFFEE GIFT CARDS
    Yeah, but she went to a local place, so it’s totally fine, right?
  2. CRANKSGIVING CHARITY BIKE RIDE YIELDS MORE THAN TWO TONS OF FOOD DONATIONS
    Daaaaaang! Happy Thanksgiving is right!
  3. MELANIA TRUMP BOOED AT YOUTH OPIOID SUMMIT IN BALTIMORE
    Most of the audience was made up of teens, too, so way to be punk rock, kids!
  4. FORMER WHITE HOUSE LAWYER McGHAN ORDERED TO TESTIFY IN IMPEACHMENT HEARINGS
    Trump has the best lawyers. The best.
  5. WARREN AND SANDERS LEAD CANDIDATE DONATIONS IN NEW MEXICO
    We pretty much don’t want people to go broke or die while simply trying to exist, so …
  6. IT’S APPARENTLY GONNA SNOW SO DANG MUCH THIS WEEK …
    Good thing the city seems to hate plowing the roads!
  7. … JUST IN TIME FOR THANKSGIVING
    “Sorry, racist relatives,” you can say as you fire up Disney+, “it’s just not safe to travel right now.”