1. NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISOR JOHN BOLTON FIRED
    So long, mustache!
  2. CITY CONSIDERING GIVING HOMELESS SANTA FEANS CLEANUP JOBS
    Yes. This. Do this. And a lot of other stuff to help, but also this.
  3. LOCAL KMART TO CLOSE IN DECEMBER
    That only leaves us with three marts, Santa Fe, and that’s only if you include Target which, let’s face it, is sooooo bougie.
  4. NEW MEXICO TEACHERS FACING RAISED INSURANCE RATES IN OCTOBER
    Why does this world hate educators so?
  5. CAPITAL HIGH GRAD NAMED INTERIM CITY MANAGER
    Is this who we’d talk to about year-round turkey legs on the Plaza?
  6. SANTA FE COUNTY CONSIDERING NEW LOGO
    We have a pitch: Zozo and, like, a chile with … sunsets and shit.
  7. ALL OUR FRIENDS SAY THE NEW BOWLING ALLEY IS REALLY EXPENSIVE
    We really only want to know if they have Cruisin’ USA there …