1. TOP DECK OF MARS ROVER TO FEATURE ENGRAVING OF SOCCER LOGO
    Now that’s product placement, New Mexico United!
  2. PETER FONDA DIES AT 79
    People want to remember him for Easy Rider or Ulee’s Gold, but it’ll always be Escape From LA for us.
  3. YOU CAN BOAT AT ABIQUIU LAKE AGAIN AFTER CLOSURE DUE TO TOXIC ALGAE, JUST DON’T SWIM IN THERE
    One never knows where any Creepshow-caliber lake monsters might be lurking.
  4. NEW MEXICO SCHOOL FOR THE ARTS OPENS NEW SPACE IN THE OLD SANBUSCO CENTER
    We went to school in a rusted out shell of a car, and our teachers were a family of opossums whose red eyes hypnotized us and whose razor-like claws taught us the meaning of discipline. Naw, jay-kay, kids—the school looks great!
  5. KIWANIS IS COLLECTING “ONLINE GLOOM” FOR ZOZOBRA
    (poop emoji and nuetral face)
  6. NINE DEMS ARE NOW RUNNING FOR CD3
    Add that to the 20 wannabe presidents and there are officially too many in the kitchen.
  7. MEOW WOLF PARTIES UP TAOS FOR SECOND YEAR RUNNING
    We’re sure it was quite vortexy.