1. FIRST WEST NILE VIRUS OF THE YEAR IS CONFIRMED IN DONA ANA COUNTY
    Not the first bloodsucker to come to New Mexico, and it won’t be the last…
  2. EPA OKs CYANIDE BOMBS TO COMBAT PREDATORS THAT HUNT LIVESTOCK
    We can think of some better targets.
  3. GOV. LUJAN GRISHAM NAMES RYAN STEWART SECRETARY OF PUBLIC EDUCATION
    Fingers crossed for more than six months, Ry-Ry.
  4. JEFFREY EPSTEIN REPORTEDLY KILLS SELF IN PRISON
    Normally we wouldn’t celebrate a death, but ding-dong, motherfucker.
  5. SPEAKING OF EPSTEIN, FORMER NM GOV. RICHARDSON NAMED BY TRAFFICKING SURVIVOR
    Yet another pay-to-play scandal for the embattled politician.
  6. MEOW WOLF CONDUCTS FORCED STOCK BUYBACK
    Guess that’s what early investors get for believing in something … and helping out a fledgling company three years ago when it needed them most.
  7. OLIVE GARDEN TO SELL $500 LIFETIME PASTA PASS FOR 30 MINUTES ONLY ON THURSDAY AUGUST 15
    Y’all know that good restaurants exist, right?